I NOW OFFICIALLY OWN TIE DYE HIGH WAIST DENIM SHORTS. ALERT THE MEDIA. THE WORLD IS A GREAT PLACE TO BE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
You either like me or you don’t. It took me twenty-something years to learn how to love myself, I don’t have that kinda time to convince somebody else.
Daniel Franzese (via dolces)
(Source: cherrywhore)
(Source: -slightrisk)
she goes around in circles til she’s very very dizzy
i am starting to feel as though movies are the sole reason that everyone’s always so depressed about being alone. because everyone’s waiting for that one person to come in and fix everything sad about their life. but an hour and a half of a mediocre screenplay will never accurately represent real life. life’s not a movie. life is life. and prince charming isn’t always a prince with a glass slipper. cinderella wouldn’t even have had the opportunity to show him the other glass slipper if her little mouse friends hadn’t dove into the step mother’s pocket, dragged the key all the way up the stairs, and battled lucifer to break cinderella out of her room first.
let’s not overlook who the real heroes are around here.
YOU EVER LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND THINK ‘HOLY SHIT. WHO IS THAT TOTAL SEX BOMB WITH THE KILLER SMILE AND THE BANGIN’ BODY?’
EVERY TIME, MY FRIEND. EVERY TIME.
YOU EVER ATTRIBUTE THAT TO CONSTANTLY BEING DRUNK?
ABSOLUTELY. MY SELF-CONFIDENCE IS THROUGH THE ROOF EVER SINCE I STARTED HITTING THE HOOCH AT BREAKFAST.
great movie
God bless america
(Source: secretlydeadsociety)
heard dat.
too many beers, roaming streets, and dollar cans of arizona iced tea: it’s gonna be another weird fucking summer in ewing, NJ
Love can come when you’re already who you are, when you’re filled with you. Not when you look to someone else to fill the empty space.
Deb Caletti (via dolces)
(Source: kari-shma)
kill ALL the spares
White feathers dipped in tar
Half of you is heavenly,
Showing off your purity.
The rest of you is from the street
Like to laugh where they both meet
White bird, white bird
With your face so pale
White bird, white bird
Where’d you get that tail?
White bird, white bird
With your face so pale
White bird, white bird
With a black tail.
Best thing you did/saw today?-mypantalones
It was my first day back at work, and as much as I love to hate feeling like a slave, I love all the different kinds of people I get to interact with. They’re all so interesting and have such different life stories and I like to observe them and try to piece together what their lives are like.
